Tuesday, May 6, 2008

All Hail Dan!

This is my public pronouncement that Daniel Schreiber (SSN 342-56-458247) was the first to find details of the soon-to-be-deployed peanut allergy immunological remedy. I furthermore wish to pronounce that my pointing out that the allergist quoted in the article was one of Natalie's personal physicians and that we had some previous inkling of this was not, as some have claimed, an effort to one-up him, but an attempt to show his discovery was even more fascinating that he had realized.

All glory to Dan!

1 comment:

Dan said...

That's right. Good to finally get the recognition I deserve.

Speaking of Blue Ribbons, did you see the story of the guy who had his coffin fashioned in the form of a can of PBR? That sounds like the beginning of a joke, but it's actually true. He's still alive, so it's just sitting in his garage.